Filed under: October
Dear all the cute curly haired year 10 boys at my school,
I’m the girl who followed you home down Newmarket road on the half day after school.
Thankies for keeping me entertained, though you walk really slowly.F
From Ruby Roots.
PS. Nataniel has the best hair though.
Filed under: September
I had the weirdest night ever. I was in bed, at about ten nearly asleep, when without warning, Kev comes dancing into the room, embracing his new boyfriend, both shirtless and start making out on top of my bed. I then sat up and they both stared at me and then looked really embarrassed. Then they stood up, apologized and walked out again.
At breakfast this morning, they just giving me little side glances and trying not to make eye contact with me.
I didn’t tell anyone. Only the internet.
Anyone who used the internet’s opinion is obsolete in the new ever modernizing world .
Filed under: September
My best friend recently put her webcomic online. You can find it here
It’s a little rude, well it’s got some swears and stuff but well, nothings fun without swears. Fuck. See. Made you laugh. A little.
Heh. That was weird but anyway, it’s a kick ass webcomic.
AHHH! OH sh*t fu*k oh man oh man. I just tried to stand up after lying on the carpet on my front, looking online for two hours. My legs have gone numb. I can’t feel my knees and I collapse whenever I try and get up. It hurts………………..
Filed under: September
Me and my mates hang out at this tree on the school field at lunch and break. Well I don’t know how exactly it started but, the Year 11′s started a war on the year 8′s (Us). There was absolute chaos. Not the screaming- shouting-six-year-olds-party type chaos, the fun whip-each-other-with-holly-branches chaos.
Then Joe Marks tripped over this hole in the grass, and twisted his ankle, lost all feeling in his toes and me and Jasmine ran around the main school building trying to find someone to help. In the end they brought out a wheelchair and carted him off to the medical room.
Then we started up again. We threw rocks, conker shells, conkers, dust, water, sticks, pieces of lunch rubbish, leaves etc. Harry L. now has a huge red hand print shaped mark on his back, from where they pulled up his shirt, slapped and whipped him with branches and holly. It was hilarious. I wasn’t part of the main fight, I just stood on the sidelines with Danny M. and shone light in the Year 11s eyes, and kicked them when they came near.
We fought well, but they would have thrashed us if the fight hadn’t have been found by the teachers, and me and Danny and Hannah TD gingerly walked away, to the art room exchanging looks of fear…
It was an excellent lunchtime.
I hope we start it again on Monday.
Filed under: September
Well we were all in class and the teacher said the French for only child ‘Enfant Unique’. Well it turns out Martin in our class was half asleep so when the teacher said it he misheard her, so without thinking he looked up and shouted really loud “Infant eunuch!?!?” About four people, including the teacher got it and burst out laughing. So since then, to me and Amy, Enfant Unique has become slang for eunuch.
Filed under: September
Best Film: Xfiles – I want to believe.Although it wasn’t as good as the last film, Flight to the future, and nowhere near as good as the TV series, it was my favorite film. They should bring X files back, I would totally watch it, though it would be all modernized special effects and stuff, not like the old ones.
Worst Film: Mamma Mia!
I have to say it, I didn’t watch it, I’m just totally anti ABBA, though I’m half Swedish.
Best food eaten: Pocky.
I got it off the Norwich Market, at the Orient Express.
Worst food eaten: Three week old melted skittles.
I found them under the sofa!
Best celeb news: Johnny Depp moving to Norfolk countryside
Worst celeb news: Jade Goody having cancer.
I know she’s a racist bitch, but no one deserves to have cancer. At school we’re all getting cervical cancer jabs. All the boys were laughing ‘cos we have to have injections. Well all teenage girls can sleep well knowing, that cancer only girls can get was cured first.
Best person still in my class at school: Adam.
Although I hate Adam, he relies on me and I’d miss him if he wasn’t there.
Worst person still in my class at school: Olive.
She’s just a bitch.
Filed under: September
Ok, yeah, Mika P. went back to Japan a few days back. I’m going after her tomorrow. So rock on, stay in school, have safe sex, save the whales, do something. Boychild rang, he’s living with his girlfriend.
I hate boychild’s girlfriend.
She must be girlboychild.
Bitch.
Filed under: August
My brother, Kev, came to see me, he hasn’t been to see me since I was seven. He’s 25 now, ten years older than me. He was happy to see I hadn’t found religion, I had found Queen and glam rock and I was starting voodoo (yeah, I shouldn’t mentioned that, I started voodoo) and I had stopped growing at 5 foot 9. He brought his boyfriend Steve (yeah, I should’ve mention that too, he’s gay) Steve sucks. I hate him. He’s got an eyebrow piercing and keeps fiddling with it, and asking to borrow all my bars, I’ve got for my eyebrow (Yeah, I forgot to mention I lot of stuff, I got my eyebrow pierced yesterday). He’s annoying and pokes fun at all my music tastes. He’s a maths teacher. I don’t like maths. I don’t like him.
Oh and boychild left.
He left this morning, said he was going back to live with his cousins.
I miss him.
Filed under: August
The last two days I have done nothing but watch Diagnosis murder and write fanfiction. This was after me and the boychild, watched The Exorcist. It was so scary I haven’t really left the room, Mika. P is seriously pissed off with me for watching it. It’s unbelievably scary. We celebrated Mika’s (The singer) birthday with cake. I sent a t-shirt and a lock of hair to him. Now everyone thinks I’m broken hearted, if Adrienne says a think to anyone she is doomed for eternity. Bet she’s said something though.
Filed under: August
Yeah! I’m back guys! Sorry I haven’t been here the last eight days, I was in Venice. City of sh*t. Yeah, it sucked.
It was me, Mika P. the boychild, Adrienne, Alex and Tom (my brother). It was full off mask shops and such.
I had crazy dreams though, the first one was that the elephants in Norwich (you have to live there to really know about it) were being put in a museum of their own, and Freddie Mercury was gonna open the museum. So me and my friend Amy went to see it, and he didn’t turn up. Most likely because he’s dead but we hadn’t really twigged that yet. So we went to this internet cafe and the last person to log onto the computer I was using was Mika (The singer, not my sister) so I logged him off. Then he came in, to check he had logged off and it was e x c e l l e n t. The second dream wasn’t great. I was in a room with Ryan from SGR and Hanna from questionable content and some other people and we were being held hostage by the SHEEP HEAD KILLER! He’s a serial killer who decapitates his victims then puts a sheep head on their neck. And he had a knife and he tried to stab me, ‘cos I was having a panic attack and I was hyperventilating and everyone tried to grab the knife and instead he stabbed the palm of my hand and I woke up. It was freaky.
I got seriously stressed out at the airport. I’ve finally grown my nails to a reasonable length and I got worried about being on a plane so I chewed then down to shorter than ever. It sucked. And it was hot, like 28 degrees in the shade.
